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A Critical Look at the Game Reviewers' Culture

Posted on Tuesday, 21 November 2000 by CoBraLorD, source: Fragland
ActionTrip posted an article where they take a look at The Game Reviewer.
Quite funny :[BLOCK]Game Reviewer: (Typing stuff…) This game is so bad I wouldn't recommend its covers to be used as ass whipers 'cause they might transfer some of the stupidity onto your better part of the body… BOOO, 0%, YOU SUCK!!! (Scuffles at the CD cover in disgust)

He, he… This is sure to generate hits… I mean I did write some witty remarks! Hey EIC, check out this review I did on Young Developer's FPS - Massacre at The Haunted House No. 13.

EIC: Hey, that game wasn't so bad… whatcha give it?

Game Reviewer: Well, I spilled some coffee while I was playing it, and I got the nastiest paper cut when I tried to pick the CD cover off the floor with my toes. Damn stupid game! I kinda got even more pissed when I found out I couldn't spend the night with my boyfriend 'cause of the fucking review deadline!

EIC: Yeah, but whatcha give it?

GR: Er, 0%…
[/BLOCK]Just that you know : EIC stands for Editor-In-Chief
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