If you were wondering what to buy your son for Christmas, here's a tip: the Chintendo Vii! It's the answer to Nintendo's Wii and proof of the Chinese copying machine which seems perfectly capable of getting around international patents...

Although there won't be any major games available on the Vii, Chintendo promises a decent number of high-quality games such as The Myth of Alda, The Pacino Bros. and Mega Kick Sisters Rumble. This can't go wrong for the Chinese console developer!

Be unique, be Vii!

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