Now that everybody knows that a Wiimote is the most dangerous toy available these days, casualties are being reported on a daily base.

The government is getting ready to restrict the sale of this hazardous equipment, and even the Vatican has announced regret in the shape and vibrating function of the controller.

If you still have the guts to look death in the eyes by playing Wii Sports, then please watch this safety video first. Your surviving relatives will be thankful.

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