Primary season is almost over, and a nominee will soon be anointed to take on the sitting president. At issue are philosophical differences on how to stop financial fraud, how government should operate and what role law enforcement should play.

But Bush-Kerry this is not. This is the all-out, bare-knuckles campaign for the presidency of Alphaville, the biggest city in The Sims Online. And this Saturday, two challengers will square off in a final primary for the opportunity to unseat Alphaville's incumbent president, the appropriately named Mr-President, in next month's general election.