Today at 17.00h local time the head editor of Fragland was the victim of a brutal and gruesome attack. Speed wasn't injured heavily but security measures in and around the Fragland residence have been heightened considerably.

Speed was hit in the face by a snowball, weighing over 2 pounds, that instantly immobilized him and made him lose his vision for a short period of time, thus unabling his ability to counterattack.

Luckily he had trained enough jamming skills in Eve Online to evade new incoming ballistic projectiles. The criminal is a caucasian female, 30 years old, has curly hair and spoke with a slight Dutch accent. While fleeing the scene of the crime, she yelled out: “Don’t forget to feed the Nintendogs!”.

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