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Wii is a disease that's spreading!

Posted on Monday, 22 December 2008 by Speed, source: The Sun
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Wii is going to put us all in wheelchairs!
Forget the myth that the Wii is healthy for body and soul, it's a disease that's spreading!

Apparently no less than 10 people a week are being hospitalized in Britain for playing with Nintendo's Wii. Doctors have even given the new condition a name: Wii-itis.

A rheumatology consultant said: “Most are admitted after playing the tennis and running games which involve sudden movements and violent tendon stretching.”

Dr Dev Mukerjee, of Broomfield Hospital, Chelmsford, Essex, said: “There has been a 100 per cent increase in patients complaining of Wii-itis.

“I’ve seen many patients aged between eight and 13 — and I’ve seen adults.
Don't think that playing with your Wii is good, it's even bad in the long term:

“It’s possible that Wii-itus may lead to rheumatism and arthritis in later life. Patients often have inflammation of the shoulder or wrist.”
So while we're now all feeling great playing Wii Fit, it in fact is going to put us all in a wheelchair! Somebody call the government and put a ban on this devilish machine!
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6 Comment(s)

Anonymous

Anonymous

What a load of bollocks. So now people are complaining that there is too much activity and we should revert to not moving at all?
What a load of bollocks. So now people are complaining that there is too much activity and we should revert to not moving at all?
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Posted on 12:20, December 23rd 2008
Speed

Speed

yea, funny, isn't it? ;)
yea, funny, isn't it? ;)
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Posted on 13:06, December 23rd 2008
Anonymous

Anonymous

pmsl
this is stupid
why not buy a treadmill?
oh yer tht got proven to be bad for u as well didnt it
all that running n all
can only be bad for u
pmsl this is stupid why not buy a treadmill? oh yer tht got proven to be bad for u as well didnt it all that running n all can only be bad for u
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Posted on 16:03, December 23rd 2008
daffeh

daffeh

Well this opens the way for a Wii Warmup and Wii Stretch if you ask me.
Well this opens the way for a Wii Warmup and Wii Stretch if you ask me.
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Posted on 16:23, December 23rd 2008
NINJAFISH

NINJAFISH

and dont forgot about the Wii L. Chair

Also...

A rheumatology consultant said: "Most are admitted after playing the tennis and running games which involve sudden movements and violent tendon stretching."


So what about real tennis/running... wouldn't that be worst?

Pretty obvious these guys are just after bogus news.
and dont forgot about the Wii L. Chair Also... [quote]A rheumatology consultant said: "Most are admitted after playing the tennis and running games which involve sudden movements and violent tendon stretching."[/quote] So what about real tennis/running... wouldn't that be worst? Pretty obvious these guys are just after bogus news.
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Posted on 04:23, December 24th 2008
slyoldfox

slyoldfox

Do we even have a Belgian government ? :P
Do we even have a Belgian government ? :P
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Posted on 15:33, December 25th 2008
 

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