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Crazy Frog Racer
Available on:Pc
Playstation 2
Gameboy Advance
Playstation 2
Gameboy Advance
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21-02-06 Review for Playstation 2
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Crazy Frog Racer (Playstation 2)
concept
1
graphics
4
gameplay
1
sound
0
19%
What you are about the read is a listing of irritations in my semi-adult life. This list is carefully selected. It gives you a view on a tired and not functioning game reviewer. That doesn’t mean these playful attempts for creating humour aren’t meant for the lesser part of society. Off course not, even you can enjoy my irritations, boredom and bad taste. You don’t read a Crazy Frog review if you have great taste. You do read a Crazy Frog review if you want to see what ISN’T great taste. Here we go!
Irritation 1: ridiculous music for ridiculous people
You can’t put on your television without seeing fat women in too tight clothes. A gangster with only one face expression mumbles about sport cars, hookers, money and the nine bullets he accidentally shot in his foot while falling from the stairs. Music of acceptable quality is hushed up by the media. Boys and girls that are overwhelmed by pubertal emotions are stepping in the gangster shit 50 Cent and others just crapped down on the stairway of life. Instead of scrubbing the shit of their shoes, they like it and start smelling the 50 Cent shit they just stepped in.
Irritation 2: women fighting
I’m having a pint with my amiable friends when suddenly; a fight breaks loose between two women. As if that’s not enough, they knock over my pint and hit my face with a chair. I’m bleeding off course, and I try to find my way through the exit. They say it’s all my fault, god knows why. They say I insulted a woman and I didn’t even know I did it for crying out loud. The acceptation level from a woman isn’t that great as with men I think.
Irritation 3: crowded buses
It’s hard enough to be awake on an inhuman hour to listen to a women talking about polyvalent expressions and how to create meetings. But if you have to get to school by bus, it’s even worse. It’s an adventure to get in to the bus, and it’s even more adventurous when you have to stand straight in the bus. Little children try to get first in line; inappropriate peasants try to fight their way in the bus… I can’t take it anymore. The coolest guys are sitting in the back, listening to weird combinations of Usher and 50 Cent. But it gets really interesting when girls start to talk about their night out in some stinking disco.
Irritation 4: unmerited arrogance
I’ve got nothing against a portion of arrogance. But I believe you have to earn your arrogance. You can’t just be arrogant if you have nothing to say. Sad enough, it happens all the time, which leads to embarrassing situations. I’m talking about thinking you’re beautiful when you’re obviously ugly, unproven intelligence or exaggerating with sex adventures. I’m off course perfect in every way, that doesn’t mean everybody can be the perfect son-in-law and perfect lover. U can’t have it all you know!
Irritation 5: useless games
You find useless games everywhere. You find them on the television and on the national radio. It are dumb games where you have to guess a name or a word. People that participate with these games are often seen dumb by people with a certain intellectual standard. Now, I’m not saying dumb people haven’t got their place in society, but there are limits. Most gamers are buying games because of the graphics, the nice ladies on the cover or a franchise It’s irritating, but in the same way it’s pathetic. I’ve tried to let them play quality games, but it just wouldn’t help, they were already wasted.
Did you think this listing of my irritations were really irritating? They are nothing compared with Crazy Frog Racer. Everything in this game is not developed properly, not developed or forgotten to be developed, and I mean everything. Do us a favour and go buy Mario Kart or even Crash Team Racing for all I care. Even if you are a loser that got Crazy Frog on their cell phone, you will not enjoy this. If you think my irritations where not so bad, you are free to buy Crazy Frog Racer. I just hope you slip over a banana or something…










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