Remember pong? Well, that game's gameplay owns Fusion Frenzy on every level. I can understand that some people really like to play family/party games like Monopoly, Trivial pursuit, … but this game has some nasty features that just demoralize you from start to finish.

Pre-play:
I strongly recommend to all of you, if ever playing this game, to add some own-ripped music to the Xbox, since you can use your own music in this game, the ability to suppress the low-end techno beats is bliss. After an exhaustive 15-minute long game you're really tired of hearing: 'Get Ready, … 3, … 2, … 1, … GOOOOOO!!!' and tend to look around in your room, hoping to find something new you haven't discovered yet. (I found out there was an 18th century painting against my wall, pretty neat-o.

Turn off the dildo functions of your controller cause the damn thing won't stop vibrating unless you press pause, or while picking a game. It's causing you infections all over, guess those British doctors were right after all.

Play?:
There are lots of reasons why I didn't like Fusion Frenzy, just to name a couple: You pick a character, you pick a name, you get a color assigned, but where the hell can I find myself on this screen, filled with lightning effects, flares, moving objects, … it's just not that easy to find out who/where you are, not to mention how stupid it looks to loose one of the 45 mini-games and not even knowing what struck you. It's just hilarious sometimes.

Some games are rather enjoyable and varied, but still you might get lost playing. You can play many variations of the bug splat-contest, killing as much bugs to protect your hamburger for an example, well I lost my character about 4 times and found it back while smashing my hammer into my niece's hamburger, so she smashed the Xbox controller right on my spine, that hurts!

Fusion Frenzy isn't a game you play with one controller attached to your Xbox, if you have four and are a party-animal and are looking for some distraction for your friend's kids and/or everyone that's in the -11 and -1.20m category, this is definitely a buy. Unless you're not that kind of party animal, this game is a no-go.

My guess is that this game is intended to attract parents to buy the console for their kids, as this is a kids game only unless, and I quote: "you are a retard with an 11year's old brain". For that, Fusion Frenzy isn't really on my must have list.